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Get In On It (But Don't Get In It)

Some totally win-win ideas for Inner Harbor attractions

Photo: Ben Claassen III, License: N/A

Ben Claassen III


Published: March 2, 2011

Last week the Baltimore Development Corp. put out a call for new Inner Harbor attractions--or, as the release puts it, "high-quality amusement, entertainment, educational, cultural and other positive experiences"--to be ready to go for this summer. Like, in a month or three. We had some appropriately high-quality, outta-our-ass ideas ourselves.

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