Pop Smear:
The Otaku in town for Otakon will know the scene I’m describing: Major Motoko Kusanagi crouches atop a Tokyo skyscraper in the year 2029.
By Violet LeVoit
7/31/2012
Pop Smear:
An entirely hypothetical conversation between Madonna’s daughter and Courtney Love’s daughter:
Madonna’s daughter: God, I can’t believe my mother.
Courtney Love’s daughter: God, I can’t believe my mother. Do you know what she did? She tweeted abou
By Violet LeVoit
5/23/2012
Pop Smear:
Twenty women plus one man plus one year equals 20 babies.
By Violet LeVoit
4/25/2012
Pop Smear:
Congratulations to Alysson Washington of Kenosha, Wi., crowned the new Miss America!
By Violet LeVoit
2/22/2012
Pop Smear:
If I can’t use my natural speaking voice, then I don’t want your revolution.
By Violet LeVoit
12/28/2011
Pop Smear:
I didn’t think headless torsos counted as “tech,” but Wired surprised me. In the October issue there’s a feature about “Scream-tastic Props and Demonic Decorations” that includes the foam corpse of a decapitated schoolgirl, ready to hang in your front yar
By Violet LeVoit
10/19/2011
Pop Smear:
I’m so glad August is over and I’m done re-enacting the Summer Vacation Pageant.
By Violet LeVoit
9/28/2011
Pop Smear:
Imagine the typical woman in American menstrual advertising, Homo consumerus, circa 1970. No flesh and blood creature here: She’s got blue juice in her veins, like Spock bleeding green.
By Violet LeVoit
8/17/2011
Pop Smear:
let’s play the video game Portal right here, in my column.
By Violet LeVoit
7/6/2011
Pop Smear:
Don Gorske is feeding Kim Kardashian’s ass. I’m sure of it.
As of May 17, 2011, Gorske’s eaten 25,000 Big Macs. He usually eats two a day (no fries, no soda), the only foodstuffs he consumes. But he’s a slim 185 pounds and has enviable blood triglycerid
By Violet LeVoit
6/8/2011
Pop Smear:
Go ahead, laugh at koro, but when a mysterious stranger bewitches your penis and makes it shrink into your body like a spooked turtle, don’t come crying to me.
By Violet LeVoit
4/6/2011
Pop Smear:
I write this valentine in Old Bay and blood, Baltimore, because I love you.
By Violet LeVoit
2/16/2011
Pop Smear:
"Betty" vs. "Veronica" is a subjective measure of womanhood, as inabsolute as yin and yang.
By Violet LeVoit
1/5/2011
Pop Smear:
Send me pics of your dicks. No, really. You’ll be in good company.
By Violet LeVoit
12/15/2010
