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Eat Pussy Like a Porn Star

After performing in nearly 1,500 scenes with over 1,400 women and having won three AVN Awards I am more-than-qualified to speak on this matter.

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J.M. Giordano


After performing in nearly 1,500 scenes with over 1,400 women and having won three AVN Awards (the adult industry’s version of the Oscars) for my sexual performances, I am more-than-qualified to speak on this matter. As the saying goes, if you can really do it, it ain’t braggin’. So let’s begin, shall we?

I have named this technique for pleasuring a woman orally, “The Venus Butterfly,” after an old episode of L.A. Law which discussed this topic at length but never actually revealed the sexual schematics. Never fear, your loyal and humble narrator will bestow upon you the carnal wisdom only dreamt of in huddled whispers across the seven continents. (Actually, you can see me perform this oral technique on women in any number of my filmed pornographic scenes; consider them how-to videos, if you will.)

So first things first. Always remember that the largest erogenous zone on the human body is not found in the genitalia but in the human brain itself. If the girl isn’t relaxed, into it, turned on, and engaged mentally, you are never gonna take her to her orgasmic “promised land.”

Let’s assume that all of those boxes are checked: You are feeling her, she is feeling you, the clothes have been removed, there’s lots of kissing and gentle outer-body exploring and erotic massaging of her erogenous zones like her breasts, her nipples, her ass, her legs, the insides of her thighs. Clutch at her back, lightly pulling on the back of her hair at the base of her neck while you passionately French kiss her and stare deeply into her eyes. All of those lights green? OK, head south.

With gentle kisses. The entire way down. Let her know she can relax. Don’t forget your hands. Keep exploring all the parts of her you love, let her feel your honest lust translated though your sensual, sexual touch, let her feel safe and excited in anticipation of your trajectory below to her most intimate “Holy of Holies.” Now, understand this, and this is very important: There is nothing women are more insecure about than their vaginas, so when you are down there, never say anything disparaging, make no jokes—it will scar her for life, and she will hold it against you all of your days. There are few unforgivable sins; making a woman feel bad about her vagina is one of them. To you, her vagina is the most beautiful, most desirable, most effervescent, springtime bouquet of flowers your senses have ever had the pleasure of encountering. Let her know that. Tell her. Flatter her with honest compliments of how much her sex turns you on. It is her. Kiss it. Love it. Taste it.

Gently spread her legs wide and lay yourself on your stomach in between and try to get as comfortable as possible—you may be here a while. You may want to give her some sweet dirty talk. “You‘re so delicious,” “Do you want me to eat you?” “Tell me to eat your pussy.” Simultaneously, use your hands to play with her breasts, trace her lips with your fingertips, maybe enticing her to gently nibble and suck on your fingertips, then gently slide your hands down the entire length of her body until they reach her vagina, where your mouth has been busy with prep-work foreplay.

Now, take your index finger and middle fingers and gently spread her outer lips, or her labia majora. Then gently find her soft little pink ball at the top of where her lips meet, slowly pull back far enough until her clitoris is exposed, then press the tip of your tongue against her tiny pleasure button and go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start—oh wait, that’s the cheat code for Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse.

But seriously, once you have her clitoris exposed, take the upper part of the tip of your tongue and flick up and down repeatedly. DO NOT STOP. Now here is a very important part: Women are no strangers to masturbation. So you are competing with the sensations that they receive from their own fingers, the shower massager, or some form of vibrator (which, in some cases, get pretty fucking industrial-strength!). These things have two features to get girls off that are difficult for our male tongues to replicate: consistency in firmness and repetition. Keep it steady, fellas! Both in rhythm and in the pressure that you are applying with your tongue. And watch her closely to see how she is reacting. Women will tell you what speed and firmness works for them. Be careful not to overstimulate! Find her sweet spot and stick to it. Another good rule to live by is that it’s always better to start off slowly and gain speed incrementally, keeping in mind that you want to keep a higher gear or two in reserve for later as her excitement level grows to orgasm.

Now if you really want to up the difficulty level, try this: While you are concentrating on consistency in pressure and frequency of the tongue bath you are giving her privates, hold her vagina open with only one hand and use the middle finger of your now free hand (one that has been washed thoroughly with your nails closely trimmed and cleaned) and find the roof of the inside of her vagina, position your finger between 11 and 12 o’clock, and as you are licking her clitoris with that all-important consistency of pressure and frequency, slowly, gently rub back and forth on the inside roof of her vagina. Again, this is something that is best started softly at first, then you can build the intensity with both your digital insertion and the oral technique until she reaches climax.

As for how long this will take, that depends. How relaxed is she? How turned on is she? What is her sensitivity (or desensitivity, as the case may be) down there? And frankly, how good are you?

Twitter: @kurtlockwoodxxx

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