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The Five Types Of Female Porn Stars

Most female porn stars and the ways they perform on camera can be divided into five separate categories.

There are essentially three main types: the HO, the PRO, and the THROW (as in “throw away the scene because she was so bad”). There are two subcategories: the PRO/HO and the PRO/THROW.

Confused? Let me explain.

1. Let’s begin with “THE HO.” The Ho is the girl who loves sex, a true nymphomaniac. Now, you would think as a male porn star that these would be my favorite girls to work with. Well, granted these girls tend to really bring it during the sex scene, but there are other concerns when it comes to the women in this category. What could possibly be wrong about having an all-out sex-crazed female on a porn set? Well, I have arrived on set before to find out that the girl I was booked to shoot with that day had already fucked nearly every guy on the crew and a visiting male performer before I even got there. She was definitely a “Ho.” Now, before you think, well, yeah, that’s the gig, isn’t it? Actually, that’s a myth. That’s what everyone thinks happens on a porn set, but actually this is somewhat rare. Why? Because before sex, we performers show each other our negative STD tests, which we have to keep current every 30 days, which isn’t the case for the crew. So I ended up leaving the set that day without working because I couldn’t check the tests of everyone she had just fucked. Not safe, not cool.

2. Next is the “PRO/HO.” This is my favorite type of female porn star to work with. The PRO/HO loves sex just as much as “THE HO,” but she’s professional. This is a girl who is very sex-positive, she loves her job, shows up on time, with clean wardrobe, worked out, keeps her STD test and IDs current, knows the gig and what is expected of her, and is most definitely not crying herself to sleep at night about what she does for a living. THE PRO/HO will definitely help male performers keep wood in between shots and is looking to have a really great sexual experience on camera, but she also plays by the rules (meaning NO pre-scene crew-fucking). Everyone loves the PRO-HO. She gets a lot of box and magazine covers and wins a lot of awards.

3. The “PRO.” The PRO is another female who looks great on camera, box covers, etc., but has a really cold “hooker-like” attitude. These are the performers who, when the camera is on, will interact sexually with the males, but when the camera is off, so are they. The average pornsumer can tell these female performers a mile away. These are the female porn stars who everyone who is NOT in porn make fun of when they imitate their sex noises because they sound so phony (and that’s because they are). The snooty models in this category are more worried about their makeup and hair extensions than bringing any real heat to the scene, which is, you know, their job. This category can turn having sex with a beautiful woman into a real job sometimes. I once shot a scene with one of these girls and it took five hours because she wanted to spend the whole day talking to the director about her new relationship with a famous rock guitarist. Gee, what a turn-on!

4. Next up is the “PRO/THROW.” These are the fun bunch. These girls are every bit as professional when it comes to porn-set expectations (tests, IDs), it’s just that they aren’t really box-cover level as far as their bodies or looks go but they love to fuck! These are the girls who generally don’t charge as much as the other top-level women so they can get work, and they generally get booked for the filler scenes. These are the models who you see the most out and about at adult parties and they are a really great, down-to-earth group and I’m proud to count many of them as my friends. And I don’t want to give the impression that these women are unattractive—far from it—but these days, there are some real mainstream-level supermodel-looking women who work in adult films, and newer, younger ones are entering the biz every day all over the world, so the bar is set pretty high. And I’ll tell you something else, the “PRO/THROWS” have huge fan followings of their own and they do win awards too, because they fuckin’ bring it during the scenes.

5. Last and definitely least, “THE THROW” is the scourge of the adult industry. These are the female models who hate themselves for doing porn, they hate you for being the guy they have to fuck, they hate being there, and they don’t care who knows it; they look like shit, they aren’t hygienic, they make the shoot take forever because they want to spend all day in the bathroom doing bumps, smoking cigarettes, and texting God-knows-who, they’re generally late (if they show up at all) and just make the whole experience time-costing, expensive, and miserable all around. Why do these girls get booked? Who knows? She might be a last-minute replacement, she might just suit the look needed for the series, she might be new and nobody yet knows how she is, there are a million reasons why and they all suck. Thankfully, this is a rare category because the adult industry is actually pretty small, a lot like high school, and word gets around because, ultimately, time is money. Next week: the different types of male performers!

Write to Kurt at charmcitypornstar@citypaper.com and follow him on twitter @KurtlockwoodXXX.

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