Best Strip Joint, Theatrical Division
Published: September 22, 2010
8209 Pulaski Highway, Rosedale, (410) 686-1110, facebook.com/crazyrussianveryexoticclub
There’s no nudity at the Crazy Russian. It’s a “pasties club,” which means the, er, nakedest the ladies will go out here on the Rosedale segment of Pulaski Highway is booty shorts and some little stickers over the nipples, so you need to know this is a different kind of club. We’ve deduced that exactly how different is summed up as: Cher. Yeah, have you ever seen a girl come walking out for a twirl to Cher’s 1974 No. 1 Top 40 smash “Dark Lady”? That’s how different. Also, Valeria, genial, hat-wearing host of the Crazy Russian, will stop by and chat with you, a lot, in case you have any questions. Furthermore the dancers perform in costumes all week, and sometimes they hardly even get undressed, because the Crazy Russian has a commitment to cabaret, burlesque, art, even, and so it’s a trippy place to go for a slightly bizarre tincture of strip joint via Weimar Berlin, even if is called Crazy Russian, da?