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@iLuvKie

Yes, Twitter is a waste of time, 140 characters at a time, so if you don’t like it, fuck off and go read about the Best Thing That is Important to You while we follow @iLuvKie, an important figure in our Baltimore Twitter timeline who tweets chronically (at last count over 47,000 times) and keeps us micro-entertained with her take on classic “What are you doing right now” material such as:

Stopping ovr a coworkers house before work cuz he’s making breakfast 4 his family. Idc abt his kids, I’m eating 1st. #hungrytweet

We also enjoy her random outbursts:

I Am McLovin

We commiserate on tweets such as:

M I G R A I N E :(

We minimize the window upon spotting NSFW stuff such as:

I don’t wanna have casual sex or spoon so that’s why my dry ass is not gettin laid. -____-

And when she posts something like:

Me and My Bitch lol http://plixi.com/p/44534861

. . . we hope that’s not her supervisor at work or anything, but then we’re El Oh fucking Elling at:

I saw a man 2day w/no arms or legs and a patch over one eye. I felt bad 4 him until he yelled out “Show me ya tittaayyyss”

Put her in your Timeline and you’ll also get some positivity:

Good Morning Fam. Thanking God for waking me up to see yet another day. Be Blessed everyone!

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