Violet Levoit Archives
- Charm Offensive
Meet the unpaid, underappreciated, and underprotected stars of underwear football
- Of Otakon and Christmas Cakes
The Otaku in town for Otakon will know the scene I’m describing: Major Motoko Kusanagi crouches atop a Tokyo skyscraper in the year 2029.
- Moonrise Kingdom
Wes Anderson’s tale of romance and adventure aims for lively but ends up lifeless
- The Girl With The Most Cake
An entirely hypothetical conversation between Madonna’s daughter and Courtney Love’s daughter:
Madonna’s daughter: God, I can’t believe my mother.
Courtney Love’s daughter: God, I can’t believe my mother. Do you know what she did? She tweeted abou
- G_T _T Y_ _RS_LF
Twenty women plus one man plus one year equals 20 babies.
- Miss ’Staken
Congratulations to Alysson Washington of Kenosha, Wi., crowned the new Miss America!
Sundance fave has everything going for it but a resistance to queer coming-of-age cliche
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Post-Sept. 11 film pulls off eccentric, small-scale redemption
- Fry Now, Pay Layer
If I can’t use my natural speaking voice, then I don’t want your revolution.
- My Friend Flick Off
I tell you what, I’ve got one fierce crush on Lisbeth Salander.
- I Spit On Your Grave Misunderstanding
I didn’t think headless torsos counted as “tech,” but Wired surprised me. In the October issue there’s a feature about “Scream-tastic Props and Demonic Decorations” that includes the foam corpse of a decapitated schoolgirl, ready to hang in your front yar
- Coffee, Tea, or Meme?
I’m so glad August is over and I’m done re-enacting the Summer Vacation Pageant.
- River, Phoenix
Imagine the typical woman in American menstrual advertising, Homo consumerus, circa 1970. No flesh and blood creature here: She’s got blue juice in her veins, like Spock bleeding green.
- The Cake Is a Lie
let’s play the video game Portal right here, in my column.
- Animal Style
Don Gorske is feeding Kim Kardashian’s ass. I’m sure of it.
As of May 17, 2011, Gorske’s eaten 25,000 Big Macs. He usually eats two a day (no fries, no soda), the only foodstuffs he consumes. But he’s a slim 185 pounds and has enviable blood triglycerid
- Meat Joy
Send me pics of your dicks. No, really. You’ll be in good company.
- You Are My Candy Girl
"Betty" vs. "Veronica" is a subjective measure of womanhood, as inabsolute as yin and yang.
- For My Boh
I write this valentine in Old Bay and blood, Baltimore, because I love you.
- Black Is the New Pink
Go ahead, laugh at koro, but when a mysterious stranger bewitches your penis and makes it shrink into your body like a spooked turtle, don’t come crying to me.
- See the Light
Summer love and fireflies have more in common than you think
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