Dear Creamiest of Creamy Underlings,
Hello, it is I, Jennifer Marsh, Ad Director and your Fearless Retail Leader. Never one to pass up a shooter contest or dance with reckless abandon in front of, oh say over 800 of my closest and most intimate friends to "These Boots Were Made for Walking" (no, no, save your applause until the end, please), it is with these and other unmentionable skills that I comandeer the retail sales department to new heights with each issue. (My other skills are only unmentionable because there's limited space here -- hey Don Farley, how 'bout my OWN Web Page?). I have been here for nine years, which is the same amount of time it takes for an annuity to mature and believe you me, the City Paper is glad they invested in me (not that I'm mature, mind you). Who else could bring them the Coffee-Wawfee Girl song? Who else is conversant in CB lingo? Who else knows how much Elvis' colon weighed at the time of his death? Who else has fit their entire fist in Steven Tyler's mouth?
Me, that's who. And I'm lookin' out for you...and you...and you!
Well, enough lookin' out. It's time for me to get back to work with the ghostwriters of my authorized unauthorized biography, "Pay Attention To Me 'Cause I Am So Great." See you around.
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